GUITAR WARRIOR
Guitar Warrior
(GTRWARR1.JPG - 37K)
These dreaded machines populate the Distortion Dimension and have been linked to the
deaths and disappearances of some daring pioneers who have gone there to exploit it.
Reports
have leaked back that indicate that these guys are heartless and unforgiving
defenders of their
land. They serve some evil Metal Lord that rules the dimension, and they have
no fear of death,
and are all too willing to sacrifice their lives for their master. Their weapons
of destruction are the
speakers embedded in their chests. Apparently, the sonic energy generated via
their heavy metal
guitars is so loud that it can fatally damage any carbon based biological
creature such as an Earthling
video producer. The only way for one to avoid damage is by playing a guitar
of equal or greater
strength at the same time, and blocking the guitar warrior's sound waves with
the identical sound wave.
So, if he plays a C# Minor chord, the Earthling must play the same chord back to
block
the sonic energy, and then sneak in a chord of their choice in a timely manner
to outdo the guy. It generally
helps to invest in an expensive model, like a Muncher, that features a thick
grunge sound
with a hard biting edge that cuts like a knife and thrashes like crazy...
Now, you can experience first-hand what death-by-Guitar Warrior sounds
like by grabbing a
sound clip of URDEAD.AIF (550k).
WEB DESIGN BY ATOMIX OF DOT2 PRODUCTIONS
